Sonnet For The Lady Down The Bar, From The Gentleman With The Rheumy Gaze
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee blood-red eyes, thee ‘tardly parted lips. I love thee fragile scar that adorns thee finely bloated neck. I love thee blindly, naively, like a man with cataracts, or a concussion of some kind. Yea, I love thee deeply, inwardly, with all the [...]
Posted at 10:06 pm on December 6, 2011 | leave a comment | Filed Under: Pertaining to faces | Tagged: Sonnet | read on
Hump Slappers: An A) or B) Story
You are a malodorous molar in the mandible of humanity. You are a cantankerous coil in the crapper of conformity. You are a 26-year-old “Sales Associate” with no wealth, knowledge, or social aspirations to call your own. You have but one hobby in life: hole up in your coffin-sized apartment and renounce the outside [...]
Posted at 2:15 am on November 23, 2011 | leave a comment | Filed Under: Choose Your Own Adventure | Tagged: Choose Your Own Adventure, Hump Slappers | read on
